She's such a good listener, pt. 2

Trump

Lesley:  okey doke

Alyssa:  ockey dockey

Lesley:  OCKEY DOCKEY

Grown Ups

Melanie:  i have a hair appt at 10

Alyssa:  oo hair! 

Melanie:  I KNOW

Melanie: i guns look fancy

Alyssa:  aww my lil girl

Alyssa: all grown up

Melanie:  all grows up

Alyssa:  i growed up

Alyssa: i's grownd up

Melanie:  is grownnnnnd up

Why we're friends

Alyssa: Do you want to go to The Counter for lunch?  It's a burger place.
Kate: Never heard of it, but I love BEEF.  I’m in!

Mad Libs

(Mel and Alyssa doing Mad Libs)

Mel: Noun

Alyssa: A tree

Mel: A Male in This Room

Alyssa: Ricky..duh, he's the only one

Mel: I thought you were going to say Jesus

Alyssa: Awwww now I feel bad!

5 seconds ago

Alyssa: There's a newcomer dinner this Sunday....I read it in the bulletin
Melanie: O yeah, that's right!
[10 seconds later]
Melanie: Wait, what?
Alyssa: There's a newcomer dinner this Sunday
Melanie: How'd you know about that??
Alyssa: ....I read it in the bulletin....didn't we just have this conversation 5 seconds ago?

Melanie's expletives

"Freakus maximus!"
"Shucksaroo!"
"Shootkabobs!"

Connection?

Alyssa:  is she asian?

Melanie:  no

Alyssa:  o 

Melanie:  she is just a stickler

Sister language.

Emily: Words words words.  
Melanie: Yesss...words.  
Emily: Words.  
Melanie: Words.  
Emily: Yes.

Self explanatory

"Action jinx!" --Lesley

She's such a good listener

Observations

"um yeah, he looks 200% gay. possibly french" --Melanie

Cultural Generalizations

Lesley: This isn't "mexican music," it's salsa.
Melanie: Well, whatever, I'm pretty sure I've heard it in Don Pablo's.

Reunion

"Why would I remember you, it's been six years....maybe you got fat, stupid!" --Gemma

Happy Halloween

Melanie: omg pre carved pumpkin contest at frontline
Alyssa: YES
Melanie: i want to carve your face

The 5 Love Languages

"I know giving is a love language, I just wish they would have come to my soccer games." --Melanie

Nostalgia

Alyssa: I want to see the original "True Grit" with John Wayne
Melanie: Who??
Alyssa: How do you not know who John Wayne is????
Melanie: Oooo John Wayne, I couldn't understand what you said.  Of course I know who John Wayne is!  He's an American culture....thing.