March Madness (GMU v. Nova)

Alyssa:  omg

that was the most intense game ever

i was standing in my office yelling 

Melanie:  of words with friends?

The Men in Our Lives, pt. 3

"His lack of originality is tolerable."

Nevermind.

Alyssa (to Melanie): Oh yeah you're invited to Andy's this saturday! Ohhh wait...

The men in our lives, pt. 2

Lesley: i think i forget he's as retarded as he is
i gotta keep that in mind when we hang out

I could have used my deer ears

Lesley:  I feel like he was the Joaquin Phoenix of music
Alyssa: The what?  Am I supposed to know what that means?
Lesley: I don't know...you know, Joaquin Phoenix.
Alyssa: What?  I have no idea what you're saying.
Lesley: Joaquin Phoenix! I don't know how else to explain it...

Alyssa: I don't know what "walking phoenix" means.
 [long pause and puzzled look from Lesley]
Alyssa: ....ooo.  nevermind. JOAQUIN Phoenix.  I get it now. 

The Men in Our Lives, pt. 1

:p

She's such a good listener, pt. 4

Jenni: Omg you guys I had the worst nightmare last night.  I dreamt that Brandon cheated on me and I woke up sobbing.
Melanie: You smell really good.

How did that happen?

Melanie: Did you get the email I sent you?
Alyssa: ...no
Melanie: Oh, I think I accidentally sent it to myself

Not So Innocent

Emily: Mel, what kind of drink did you get?
Mel: A Shirley Temple
Emily: Really, a Shirley Temple?
Mel: Well it has vodka in it.