Stereotypes

Lauren: She got an internship at Fox News
Melanie: What? I didn't know lesbians liked Fox.

She's such a good listener, pt. 3

Melanie: Yeah, I just think it's so great how Hugh keeps running into people at church who talk to him about his faith and are so friendly.
Alyssa: So you see the huge hang nail on my toe there?

F.O.O.T.B.A.L.L.

Lesley: He looks like that guy from that Disney movie about football - Sunny!

Gemma: What movie?

Lesley: The one with Denzel Washington.

Gemma: Return from Witch Mountain!

Lesley: It's about football!

Gemma: Bad News Bears

Lesley: FOOT! BALL!

(Ricky is our cat, btw) pt 2

Emily: why would you say that ????!!
Melanie: because his leg looks like a drumstick!

(Ricky is our cat, btw)

Melanie: ... I wonder what Ricky would taste like.