Heaven

Lesley: When I get to heaven I wonder if I can make myself look different every day.

Alyssa: Like change your hairstyle?

Divine Intervention

Melanie: He has never said a word to me. Not even the word "hi."

Lesley: I have a plan. Say to him, "HEY, WHY DID YOU PEE ON THIS TOWEL?!" Those kinds of plans are blessed.

Fashion Faux Pas

Lesley: I saw a man with skinny khakis on. It made me cry.